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Le t-shirt parfait pour les habitués de la fonte, les accros du crossfit, et tous ceux qui ont un coach un peu trop motivé.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"cdc-card\"\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"cdc-ico\"\u003e💪\u003c\/span\u003eUn coton dense que l'on ressent dès le premier contact\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eUn jersey 100 % coton de 185 g\/m² : dense, doux et durable, à la surface lisse qui restitue toute la finesse du trait et la texture vieillie de l'impression. Coupe droite du XS au XXL, col rond bord côte, surpiqûres double aiguille au col, aux manches et à l'ourlet. À porter à la salle comme au quotidien.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"cdc-card\"\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"cdc-ico\"\u003e🇫🇷\u003c\/span\u003eImprimé avec soin dans notre atelier, en France\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eChaque pièce est préparée à la main chez nous, une à une. Pas de production de masse anonyme : un savoir-faire artisanal français, un contrôle qualité sur chaque impression, et un soin particulier porté à la netteté du trait et à la densité des noirs.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"cdc-card\"\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"cdc-ico\"\u003e🤍\u003c\/span\u003eDes textiles sûrs et certifiés\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTextile certifié OEKO-TEX® Standard 100 : testé contre les substances nocives, sûr pour la peau. Approuvé PETA : aucun composant d'origine animale. Impression à la demande — pas de surproduction, pas de stock qui dort.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"cdc-certs\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"cdc-cert\"\u003eOEKO-TEX® Standard 100\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"cdc-cert\"\u003ePETA Vegan\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"cdc-cert\"\u003eImprimé à la demande\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"cdc-card\"\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"cdc-ico\"\u003e🎁\u003c\/span\u003eLe cadeau qui fait rire toute la salle\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIdéal pour offrir à un passionné de musculation, un partenaire d'entraînement, un frère accro à la salle — ou à son coach, avec le sourire. Un cadeau drôle et complice pour un anniversaire, la fête des pères, Noël, ou une reprise d'abonnement à la salle.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"cdc-family\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🐸 Coupe droite XS–XXL — motif imprimé à l'avant. 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